THINGS I LEARNED WHILE WATCHING THE 2008 VMA'S.

Nothing.


THINGS THAT OCCURRED TO ME DURING THE 2008 VMA'S.

• Russell Brand needs a HBO show. Like now.
  
• Meanwhile, I need an elephant like T-Pain. Like now.
  
• TI's new appreciation of writing down his raps does nothing for his live show, but "Live Your Life" was kinda dope if only for the spectacle.
• Remember when MTV gave a shit about pretending to give a shit about music?
  
• Is it just me or did it look like Katy Perry could GET it? Who woulda thought...
  
• Wayne x Leona Lewis - Kinda cool.
• Wayne x T-Pain - Pretty cool.
• Wayne x Kid Rock - Fucking not cool.
  
• That Aguileira 'Genie in a Bottle' remix was better than her new single.
  
• Dont get me started on Britney and MTV's canoodling.
  
• And Kanye. Oh Kanye. The lone artistic moment of the whole debacle. No raps. Just Antares and moodiness. See for yourself above or listen here.
  

Shouts to Nah and Illroots for the quick as fk links