THINGS THAT OCCURRED TO ME DURING THE 2008 VMA'S.
- Russell Brand needs a HBO show. Like now.
- Meanwhile, I need an elephant like T-Pain. Like now.
- TI's new appreciation of writing down his raps does nothing for his live show, but "Live Your Life" was kinda dope if only for the spectacle.
- Remember when MTV gave a shit about pretending to give a shit about music?
- Is it just me or did it look like Katy Perry could GET it? Who woulda thought...
- Wayne x Leona Lewis - Kinda cool.
- Wayne x T-Pain - Pretty cool.
- Wayne x Kid Rock - Fucking not cool.
- That Aguileira 'Genie in a Bottle' remix was better than her new single.
- Dont get me started on Britney and MTV's canoodling.
- And Kanye. Oh Kanye. The lone artistic moment of the whole debacle. No raps. Just Antares and moodiness. See for yourself above or listen here.