BARKLEY STAYS WINNING

This story has been running for the past couple days. Its definitely the best thing to happen in 2009 so far.

Former basketball legend Charles Barkley, 45, was arrested in Phoenix, Arizona in the early hours of December 31, 2008, for DUI. According to the reporting officer, Barkley – who was pulled over for running a stop sign – was in a hurry to get oral sex.

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat,” the officer said.

“He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot’. He said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job.

"He then explained that she had given him a b**w job one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Barkley has since been released. Winning! Read more here & here