i really think this is demeaning to salad. seriously tho i'm crawling under my bed and i'm not coming out until kim kardashian comes and gets me. at the start of the last decade i did the same thing with jennifer lopez, who had buttered me up and into a veritable larder's lather with 'waiting for tonight'; eventually i gave in to the rigours of being a human being, having to earn a quid and so on, but this decade i'm waiting until kim comes for me no matter what. she can even bring me a carl's jr salad, if she wants.
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i really think this is demeaning to salad. seriously tho i'm crawling under my bed and i'm not coming out until kim kardashian comes and gets me. at the start of the last decade i did the same thing with jennifer lopez, who had buttered me up and into a veritable larder's lather with 'waiting for tonight'; eventually i gave in to the rigours of being a human being, having to earn a quid and so on, but this decade i'm waiting until kim comes for me no matter what. she can even bring me a carl's jr salad, if she wants.
oh man that j lo story hahahahahaha
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